Stoptide, Cornwall
Social Media in Stoptide
Half the Stoptide search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Stoptide businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Stoptide businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media stoptide"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Stoptide map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stoptide is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Stoptide
You won't win Stoptide on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Stoptide are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Stoptide process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Stoptide
Pemberton Bros — Stoptide. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 56
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Stoptide: Services
Everything below has its own Stoptide page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Stoptide bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Stoptide
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Stoptide town centre.
- Social Media in Splattnext door
- Social Media in Penmaynenext door
- Social Media in Rocknext door
- Social Media in Porthillynext door
- Social Media in Pityme1 km
- Social Media in Tredrizzick2 km
- Social Media in Trevanger2 km
- Social Media in Roserrow2 km
- Social Media in Trebetherick2 km
- Social Media in Saint Minver3 km
- Social Media in Padstow3 km
- Social Media in Tregonce3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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