
Straid, Causeway Coast and Glens
Slate Carving in Straid
Straid isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Straid businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Straid businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving straid"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Straid map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Straid is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Straid
Straid is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Straid are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Straid, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Straid job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Straid
Pemberton Bros — Straid. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 28
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Straid: Services
Everything below has its own Straid page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Straid bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Straid
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Straid town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Dunseverick6 km
- Slate Carving in Ballintoy6 km
- Slate Carving in Ballintoy Harbour7 km
- Slate Carving in Ballydivity7 km
- Slate Carving in Cape Castle7 km
- Slate Carving in Carneatly7 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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