Strangeways, Manchester
Slate Carving in Strangeways
Half the Strangeways search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Strangeways businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Strangeways businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving strangeways"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Strangeways map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Strangeways is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Strangeways
You won't win Strangeways on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Strangeways business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Strangeways
Pemberton Bros — Strangeways. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 60
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Strangeways: Services
Everything below has its own Strangeways page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Strangeways bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Strangeways
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Strangeways town centre.
- Slate Carving in Green Quarternext door
- Slate Carving in Nomanext door
- Slate Carving in Cheetham Hillnext door
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- Slate Carving in North Quarter1 km
- Slate Carving in Ancoats1 km
- Slate Carving in Manchester1 km
- Slate Carving in Higher Broughton2 km
- Slate Carving in Collyhurst2 km
- Slate Carving in The Cliff2 km
- Slate Carving in Miles Platting2 km
- Slate Carving in Wallness2 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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