Sturmer, Essex
Website Audits in Sturmer
Half the Sturmer search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Sturmer businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Sturmer businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits sturmer"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Sturmer map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Sturmer is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Sturmer
You won't win Sturmer on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Sturmer are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Sturmer business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Sturmer
Ashworth & Daughters — Sturmer. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 63
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Sturmer: SEO
Everything below has its own Sturmer page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Sturmer bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Sturmer
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Sturmer town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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