Swift's Green, Kent
Social Media in Swift's Green
Your competitors in Swift's Green are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Swift's Green businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Swift's Green businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media swift's green"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Swift's Green map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Swift's Green is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Swift's Green
You won't win Swift's Green on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Swift's Green are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Swift's Green business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Swift's Green
Pemberton Bros — Swift's Green. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 74
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Swift's Green: Services
Everything below has its own Swift's Green page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Swift's Green bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Swift's Green
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Swift's Green town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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