Tang, Borough of Stockport
Slate Carving in Tang
Your competitors in Tang are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Tang businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Tang businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving tang"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Tang map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tang is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Tang
You won't win Tang on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Tang are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Tang business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Tang
Pemberton Bros — Tang. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 69
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Tang: Services
Everything below has its own Tang page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Tang bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Tang
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tang town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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