Tangier, Somerset
Slate Carving in Tangier
Half the Tangier search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Tangier businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Tangier businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving tangier"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Tangier map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tangier is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Tangier
You won't win Tangier on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Tangier are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Tangier business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Tangier
Pemberton Bros — Tangier. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 20
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Tangier: Services
Everything below has its own Tangier page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Tangier bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Tangier
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tangier town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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