Telegraph Hill, Greater London
Slate Carving in Telegraph Hill
Your competitors in Telegraph Hill are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Telegraph Hill businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Telegraph Hill businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving telegraph hill"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Telegraph Hill map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Telegraph Hill is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Telegraph Hill
You won't win Telegraph Hill on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Telegraph Hill business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Telegraph Hill
Duffy & Sons — Telegraph Hill. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 54
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Telegraph Hill: Services
Everything below has its own Telegraph Hill page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Telegraph Hill bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Telegraph Hill
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Telegraph Hill town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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