Tellisford, Somerset
Slate Carving in Tellisford
Half the Tellisford search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Tellisford businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Tellisford businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving tellisford"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Tellisford map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tellisford is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Tellisford
You won't win Tellisford on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Somerset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Tellisford job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Tellisford
Kowalczyk Bros — Tellisford. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 19
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Tellisford: Services
Everything below has its own Tellisford page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Tellisford bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Tellisford
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tellisford town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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