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Everything in Tetney

Tetney, Lincolnshire

Website Audits in Tetney

Nobody in Tetney rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Tetney businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Tetney businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits tetney"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 1,526 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Tetney map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tetney is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Tetney

Tetney is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Tetney are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Tetney job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Tetney

Hargreaves & Daughters — Tetney. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 50

Enquiries / month

8.0s → 1.5s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£2150

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Tetney: SEO

Everything below has its own Tetney page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Tetney bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
More seo

Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Tetney

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tetney town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.