
Thames, Greater London
Website Audits in Thames
Half the Thames search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Thames businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thames businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits thames"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Thames map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thames is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Thames
You won't win Thames on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Thames job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Thames
Hargreaves & Daughters — Thames. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 44
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Thames: SEO
Everything below has its own Thames page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Thames bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Thames
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Thames town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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