The Badgers, Buckinghamshire
Beanies in The Badgers
Nobody in The Badgers rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £15
What beanies looks like round here
Winter headwear branded for work or promo.
We work with The Badgers businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Badgers businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "beanies the badgers"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Beanies — the The Badgers map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Badgers is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Beanies, and a word about The Badgers
The Badgers is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Badgers process.
Real-world example
Example: Beanies in The Badgers
Hargreaves & Daughters — The Badgers. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 45
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Badgers: Workwear
Everything below has its own The Badgers page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Beanies without the The Badgers bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Beanies near The Badgers
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Badgers town centre.
- Beanies in Linden Villagenext door
- Beanies in Stratford Fieldsnext door
- Beanies in Buckingham1 km
- Beanies in Page Hill1 km
- Beanies in Lenborough2 km
- Beanies in Maids Moreton3 km
- Beanies in Padbury3 km
- Beanies in Gawcott3 km
- Beanies in Radclive3 km
- Beanies in Chackmore3 km
- Beanies in Thornborough4 km
- Beanies in Buffler's Holt4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm