The Butts, Northumberland
Maintenance in The Butts
The Butts isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with The Butts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Butts businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance the butts"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the The Butts map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Butts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about The Butts
The Butts is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Butts. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to The Butts, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your The Butts business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in The Butts
Kowalczyk Bros — The Butts. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 63
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Butts: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own The Butts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the The Butts bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near The Butts
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Butts town centre.
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- Maintenance in Guyzance4 km
- Maintenance in Togston4 km
- Maintenance in Low Hauxley5 km
- Maintenance in Hipsburn5 km
- Maintenance in Acklington5 km
- Maintenance in Shilbottle6 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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