The Butts, Northumberland
Security Monitoring in The Butts
Nobody in The Butts rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £30/mo
What security monitoring looks like round here
Malware scans, uptime alerts and threat protection.
We work with The Butts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Butts businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "security monitoring the butts"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Security Monitoring — the The Butts map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Butts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Security Monitoring, and a word about The Butts
The Butts is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Butts process.
Real-world example
Example: Security Monitoring in The Butts
Okafor Ltd — The Butts. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 45
Enquiries / month
8.4s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Butts: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own The Butts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Security Monitoring without the The Butts bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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