
The Chart, Surrey
Custom Engraving in The Chart
Nobody in The Chart rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £50
What custom engraving looks like round here
Bespoke text, logos and artwork engraved into slate.
We work with The Chart businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Chart businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "custom engraving the chart"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Custom Engraving — the The Chart map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Chart is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Custom Engraving, and a word about The Chart
The Chart is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Chart process.
Real-world example
Example: Custom Engraving in The Chart
Rowntree Ltd — The Chart. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 44
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Chart: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own The Chart page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Custom Engraving without the The Chart bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Custom Engraving near The Chart
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Chart town centre.
- Custom Engraving in Goodley Stock1 km
- Custom Engraving in Pains-Hill1 km
- Custom Engraving in Moorhouse Bank1 km
- Custom Engraving in Crockham Hill2 km
- Custom Engraving in Limpsfield2 km
- Custom Engraving in Froghole3 km
- Custom Engraving in Westerham3 km
- Custom Engraving in Merle Common3 km
- Custom Engraving in Oxted3 km
- Custom Engraving in French Street3 km
- Custom Engraving in Titsey4 km
- Custom Engraving in Pootings4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


