The Crook, Kent
Brand Guidelines in The Crook
Nobody in The Crook rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with The Crook businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Crook businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines the crook"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the The Crook map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Crook is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about The Crook
The Crook is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Crook. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Crook job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in The Crook
Ashworth & Daughters — The Crook. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 54
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Crook: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own The Crook page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the The Crook bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm