
The Crook, Kent
Brand Identity in The Crook
Half the The Crook search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with The Crook businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Crook businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity the crook"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the The Crook map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Crook is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about The Crook
You won't win The Crook on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Crook process.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in The Crook
Whitlock & Co — The Crook. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 48
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.8s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Crook: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own The Crook page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the The Crook bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200More branding & designColour Schemes
A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
from £99Brand Identity near The Crook
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Crook town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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