07932 064593
info@websitesnobollocks.com07932 064593WhatsAppText us
Websites No Bollocks mascotWebsitesNo BollocksNo jargon. No faff. No bollocks.
Everything in The Dings

The Dings, City of Bristol

Website Audits in The Dings

Nobody in The Dings rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with The Dings businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

Get a fixed quoteMore on Website Audits

Why The Dings businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits the dings"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the The Dings map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Dings is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about The Dings

The Dings is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Dings process.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in The Dings

Merriman & Sons — The Dings. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

9 → 41

Enquiries / month

7.6s → 1.6s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£1050

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in The Dings: SEO

Everything below has its own The Dings page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the The Dings bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
More seo

Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near The Dings

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Dings town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.