The Drones, Causeway Coast and Glens
Memorial Plaques in The Drones
The Drones isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100
What memorial plaques looks like round here
Respectful, lasting memorials crafted in slate.
We work with The Drones businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Drones businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "memorial plaques the drones"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Memorial Plaques — the The Drones map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Drones is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Memorial Plaques, and a word about The Drones
The Drones is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Causeway Coast and Glens isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to The Drones, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your The Drones business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Memorial Plaques in The Drones
Merriman & Sons — The Drones. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 52
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Drones: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own The Drones page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Memorial Plaques without the The Drones bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Memorial Plaques near The Drones
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Drones town centre.
- Memorial Plaques in Armoy2 km
- Memorial Plaques in Pharis4 km
- Memorial Plaques in Stranocum4 km
- Memorial Plaques in Toor4 km
- Memorial Plaques in Gracehill4 km
- Memorial Plaques in Kilraghts5 km
- Memorial Plaques in Cape Castle6 km
- Memorial Plaques in Moss-side7 km
- Memorial Plaques in Moyarget7 km
- Memorial Plaques in Dervock8 km
- Memorial Plaques in Corkey9 km
- Memorial Plaques in Conogher10 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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