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The Edge, Borough of Oldham

Slate Carving in The Edge

Nobody in The Edge rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

What slate carving looks like round here

Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.

We work with The Edge businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Edge businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "slate carving the edge"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Slate Carving — the The Edge map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Edge is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Slate Carving, and a word about The Edge

The Edge is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round The Edge are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your The Edge business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Slate Carving in The Edge

Merriman & Sons — The Edge. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 54

Enquiries / month

6.2s → 1.6s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1000

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in The Edge: Services

Everything below has its own The Edge page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AI & AutomationBranding & DesignBusiness GrowthContent CreationDigital MarketingHosting & SupportPhotography & VideoPrint DesignSEOSigns & Displays

Slate Carving without the The Edge bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Slate Carving near The Edge

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Edge town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.