The Flatt, Cumbria
Email Copy in The Flatt
The Flatt isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with The Flatt businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Flatt businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy the flatt"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the The Flatt map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Flatt is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about The Flatt
The Flatt is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Cumbria isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to The Flatt, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your The Flatt business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in The Flatt
Fitzgerald Services — The Flatt. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 61
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.2s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Flatt: Content Creation
Everything below has its own The Flatt page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the The Flatt bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Email Copy near The Flatt
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Flatt town centre.
- Email Copy in Bewcastle4 km
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- Email Copy in Kershopefoot9 km
- Email Copy in Penton10 km
- Email Copy in Kirkcambeck10 km
- Email Copy in Haggbeck10 km
- Email Copy in Catlowdy10 km
- Email Copy in Warwicksland11 km
- Email Copy in Caulside12 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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