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Web design in The Flatt

The Flatt businesses deserve better than a site their nephew built for a takeaway.

If your current site takes longer to load than the kettle, we should talk.

No Bollocks owl mascot

The landmark, and something about The Flatt

Our owl had a nosy round the area so you don't have to.

A word about The Flatt

The Flatt is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Flatt. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

We're not local to The Flatt, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Flatt process.

What we build for The Flatt businesses

No packages named after precious metals. Just the work.

Brochure sites

Five or six pages that explain what you do and get people ringing.

Online shops

Take money without paying a developer every time a price changes.

Booking systems

Let people book a slot instead of playing voicemail tennis.

Local SEO

Turn up when someone nearby searches for what you sell.

The The Flatt landmark map

Pulled live from OpenStreetMap. Handy for the photos on your homepage — and proof we know where The Flatt actually is.

Free The Flatt flyer, with QR code

Yours to print, no strings. Scan it and you land back here.

Real-world example

Example: A proper website in The Flatt

Kaur & CoThe Flatt. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

5 → 61

Enquiries / month

6.9s → 1.8s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£850

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Most-asked-for in The Flatt

Each one has its own The Flatt page, and a national page if you'd rather read the detail first.

Business Websites in The Flatt

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

Business Websites — the full detail

Trades Websites in The Flatt

Built for builders, plumbers, sparkies and anyone who works with their hands.

Trades Websites — the full detail

E-commerce Websites in The Flatt

Online shops that take money while you sleep. Payments, stock, delivery — sorted.

E-commerce Websites — the full detail

Local SEO in The Flatt

Show up in your town when customers search for your trade.

Local SEO — the full detail

Logo Design in The Flatt

Clean marks that work on vans, websites, shirts and tiny favicons.

Logo Design — the full detail

Google Ads in The Flatt

Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.

Google Ads — the full detail

Everything we do in The Flatt

Every service and sector gets its own The Flatt page — written for Cumbria, not copy-pasted with the name swapped in. Here's the lot, grouped so you can find yours.

SERVICES

AI & AUTOMATION

BRANDING & DESIGN

BUSINESS GROWTH

CONTENT CREATION

DIGITAL MARKETING

HOSTING & SUPPORT

PHOTOGRAPHY & VIDEO

PRINT DESIGN

SEO

SIGNS & DISPLAYS

SLATE CARVING

SOCIAL MEDIA

VEHICLE GRAPHICS

WEBSITE DESIGN

WORKWEAR

TRADES & PROPERTY

FOOD, DRINK & HOSPITALITY

RETAIL & E-COMMERCE

HEALTH & WELLBEING

PROFESSIONAL & FINANCIAL

MOTORING & TRANSPORT

EDUCATION, SPORT & LEISURE

CREATIVE, EVENTS & COMMUNITY

HOME & LIFESTYLE

INDUSTRY, FARMING & ENERGY

PETS, ANIMALS & OUTDOORS

TECH, MEDIA & MARKETING

PUBLIC, CARE & COMMUNITY

Can't see it? The content map lists every area and page we've written.

No pushy sales call. Just a price, a plan, and a date it goes live.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers