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Everything in The Flatt

The Flatt, Cumbria

Portfolio Websites in The Flatt

Half the The Flatt search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £850

What portfolio websites looks like round here

Show the work, not the waffle. Fast galleries for creatives and trades.

We work with The Flatt businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Flatt businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "portfolio websites the flatt"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Portfolio Websites — the The Flatt map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Flatt is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Portfolio Websites, and a word about The Flatt

You won't win The Flatt on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your The Flatt business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Portfolio Websites in The Flatt

Hargreaves & Daughters — The Flatt. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

8 → 58

Enquiries / month

9.1s → 1.5s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£1800

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in The Flatt: Website Design

Everything below has its own The Flatt page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesBusiness WebsitesCustom WebsitesDomain NamesE-commerce WebsitesLanding PagesTrades WebsitesWebsite HostingWebsite MaintenanceWebsite Redesigns

Portfolio Websites without the The Flatt bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

from £399More website design

Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399

Portfolio Websites near The Flatt

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Flatt town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.