The Frenches, Hampshire
Email Copy in The Frenches
Your competitors in The Frenches are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with The Frenches businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Frenches businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy the frenches"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the The Frenches map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Frenches is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about The Frenches
You won't win The Frenches on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Hampshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Frenches process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in The Frenches
Merriman & Sons — The Frenches. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 63
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Frenches: Content Creation
Everything below has its own The Frenches page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the The Frenches bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Frenches town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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