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Web design in The Frenches

The Frenches businesses deserve better than a site their nephew built for a takeaway.

If your current site takes longer to load than the kettle, we should talk.

No Bollocks owl mascot

The landmark, and something about The Frenches

Our owl had a nosy round the area so you don't have to.

A word about The Frenches

You won't win The Frenches on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Frenches process.

What we build for The Frenches businesses

Same four things, done properly, for whoever's paying.

Brochure sites

Five or six pages that explain what you do and get people ringing.

Online shops

Take money without paying a developer every time a price changes.

Booking systems

Let people book a slot instead of playing voicemail tennis.

Local SEO

Turn up when someone nearby searches for what you sell.

The The Frenches landmark map

Pulled live from OpenStreetMap. Handy for the photos on your homepage — and proof we know where The Frenches actually is.

Free The Frenches flyer, with QR code

Yours to print, no strings. Scan it and you land back here.

Real-world example

Example: A proper website in The Frenches

Prendergast TradingThe Frenches. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

6 → 20

Enquiries / month

7.6s → 1.4s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£1400

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Most-asked-for in The Frenches

Each one has its own The Frenches page, and a national page if you'd rather read the detail first.

Business Websites in The Frenches

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

Business Websites — the full detail

Trades Websites in The Frenches

Built for builders, plumbers, sparkies and anyone who works with their hands.

Trades Websites — the full detail

E-commerce Websites in The Frenches

Online shops that take money while you sleep. Payments, stock, delivery — sorted.

E-commerce Websites — the full detail

Local SEO in The Frenches

Show up in your town when customers search for your trade.

Local SEO — the full detail

Logo Design in The Frenches

Clean marks that work on vans, websites, shirts and tiny favicons.

Logo Design — the full detail

Google Ads in The Frenches

Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.

Google Ads — the full detail

Everything we do in The Frenches

Every service and sector gets its own The Frenches page — written for Hampshire, not copy-pasted with the name swapped in. Here's the lot, grouped so you can find yours.

SERVICES

AI & AUTOMATION

BRANDING & DESIGN

BUSINESS GROWTH

CONTENT CREATION

DIGITAL MARKETING

HOSTING & SUPPORT

PHOTOGRAPHY & VIDEO

PRINT DESIGN

SEO

SIGNS & DISPLAYS

SLATE CARVING

SOCIAL MEDIA

VEHICLE GRAPHICS

WEBSITE DESIGN

WORKWEAR

TRADES & PROPERTY

FOOD, DRINK & HOSPITALITY

RETAIL & E-COMMERCE

HEALTH & WELLBEING

PROFESSIONAL & FINANCIAL

MOTORING & TRANSPORT

EDUCATION, SPORT & LEISURE

CREATIVE, EVENTS & COMMUNITY

HOME & LIFESTYLE

INDUSTRY, FARMING & ENERGY

PETS, ANIMALS & OUTDOORS

TECH, MEDIA & MARKETING

PUBLIC, CARE & COMMUNITY

Can't see it? The content map lists every area and page we've written.

We'll be honest if you don't need us. That's a rare bloody thing.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers