The Frenches, Hampshire
Social Media in The Frenches
Your competitors in The Frenches are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The Frenches businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Frenches businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the frenches"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The Frenches map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Frenches is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The Frenches
You won't win The Frenches on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your The Frenches business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The Frenches
Duffy & Sons — The Frenches. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 54
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Frenches: Services
Everything below has its own The Frenches page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The Frenches bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The Frenches
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Frenches town centre.
- Social Media in Shootashnext door
- Social Media in Woodington1 km
- Social Media in East Wellow2 km
- Social Media in Sherfield English2 km
- Social Media in Lower Ratley2 km
- Social Media in Upper Ratley2 km
- Social Media in Kent's Oak3 km
- Social Media in Plaitford Green3 km
- Social Media in Awbridge3 km
- Social Media in Carter's Clay3 km
- Social Media in West Wellow3 km
- Social Media in Blackhill4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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