
The Frenches, Hampshire
Google Ads in The Frenches
Half the The Frenches search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £300/mo + spend
What google ads looks like round here
Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.
We work with The Frenches businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Frenches businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "google ads the frenches"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Google Ads — the The Frenches map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Frenches is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Google Ads, and a word about The Frenches
You won't win The Frenches on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Hampshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Frenches process.
Real-world example
Example: Google Ads in The Frenches
Bellamy Trading — The Frenches. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 24
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.4s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Frenches: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Frenches page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Google Ads without the The Frenches bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingConversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moGoogle Ads near The Frenches
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Frenches town centre.
- Google Ads in Shootashnext door
- Google Ads in Woodington1 km
- Google Ads in East Wellow2 km
- Google Ads in Sherfield English2 km
- Google Ads in Lower Ratley2 km
- Google Ads in Upper Ratley2 km
- Google Ads in Kent's Oak3 km
- Google Ads in Plaitford Green3 km
- Google Ads in Awbridge3 km
- Google Ads in Carter's Clay3 km
- Google Ads in West Wellow3 km
- Google Ads in Blackhill4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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