The Greens, East Dunbartonshire
Website Audits in The Greens
Half the The Greens search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with The Greens businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Greens businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits the greens"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the The Greens map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Greens is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about The Greens
You won't win The Greens on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Greens job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in The Greens
Whitlock & Co — The Greens. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 56
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.8s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Greens: SEO
Everything below has its own The Greens page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the The Greens bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near The Greens
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Greens town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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