The Ham, Wiltshire
Caps in The Ham
Nobody in The Ham rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £15
What caps looks like round here
Baseball caps and snapbacks with your logo.
We work with The Ham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Ham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "caps the ham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Caps — the The Ham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Ham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Caps, and a word about The Ham
The Ham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Ham process.
Real-world example
Example: Caps in The Ham
Okafor Ltd — The Ham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 46
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Ham: Workwear
Everything below has its own The Ham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Caps without the The Ham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Caps near The Ham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Ham town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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