The Ham, Wiltshire
Email Copy in The Ham
Your competitors in The Ham are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with The Ham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Ham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy the ham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the The Ham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Ham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about The Ham
You won't win The Ham on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Wiltshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your The Ham business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in The Ham
Merriman & Sons — The Ham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
6 → 26
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Ham: Content Creation
Everything below has its own The Ham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the The Ham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Email Copy near The Ham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Ham town centre.
- Email Copy in Hawkeridge1 km
- Email Copy in Westbury1 km
- Email Copy in Penleigh2 km
- Email Copy in Norleaze2 km
- Email Copy in Brokerswood3 km
- Email Copy in Dilton Marsh3 km
- Email Copy in Yarnbrook3 km
- Email Copy in North Bradley3 km
- Email Copy in Hisomley3 km
- Email Copy in Dodd Fell3 km
- Email Copy in Rudge3 km
- Email Copy in Old Dilton3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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