The Ham, Wiltshire
Product Descriptions in The Ham
Nobody in The Ham rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with The Ham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Ham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions the ham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the The Ham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Ham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about The Ham
The Ham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Ham job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in The Ham
Rowntree Ltd — The Ham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 71
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Ham: Content Creation
Everything below has its own The Ham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the The Ham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Product Descriptions near The Ham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Ham town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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