The Ham, Wiltshire
Social Media in The Ham
Your competitors in The Ham are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The Ham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Ham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the ham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The Ham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Ham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The Ham
You won't win The Ham on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your The Ham business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The Ham
Duffy & Sons — The Ham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 25
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.6s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Ham: Services
Everything below has its own The Ham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The Ham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The Ham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Ham town centre.
- Social Media in Hawkeridge1 km
- Social Media in Westbury1 km
- Social Media in Penleigh2 km
- Social Media in Norleaze2 km
- Social Media in Brokerswood3 km
- Social Media in Dilton Marsh3 km
- Social Media in Yarnbrook3 km
- Social Media in North Bradley3 km
- Social Media in Hisomley3 km
- Social Media in Dodd Fell3 km
- Social Media in Rudge3 km
- Social Media in Old Dilton3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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