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The Harbour, Kent

Slate Carving in The Harbour

The Harbour isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

What slate carving looks like round here

Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.

We work with The Harbour businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Harbour businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "slate carving the harbour"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Slate Carving — the The Harbour map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Harbour is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Slate Carving, and a word about The Harbour

The Harbour is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

We're not local to The Harbour, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Harbour job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Slate Carving in The Harbour

Merriman & Sons — The Harbour. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

11 → 37

Enquiries / month

7.4s → 1.6s

Load time

14 days

Built in

£1650

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in The Harbour: Services

Everything below has its own The Harbour page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AI & AutomationBranding & DesignBusiness GrowthContent CreationDigital MarketingHosting & SupportPhotography & VideoPrint DesignSEOSigns & Displays

Slate Carving without the The Harbour bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
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Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Slate Carving near The Harbour

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Harbour town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.