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Everything in The Holmes

The Holmes, Derby

Cover Photos in The Holmes

The Holmes isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £50

What cover photos looks like round here

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

We work with The Holmes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Holmes businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "cover photos the holmes"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Cover Photos — the The Holmes map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Holmes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Cover Photos, and a word about The Holmes

The Holmes is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Holmes. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

We're not local to The Holmes, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Holmes job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Cover Photos in The Holmes

Kowalczyk Bros — The Holmes. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

8 → 40

Enquiries / month

9.8s → 1.3s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£1350

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in The Holmes: Social Media

Everything below has its own The Holmes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Facebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Cover Photos without the The Holmes bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Cover Photos near The Holmes

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Holmes town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.