The Holmes, Derby
Custom Engraving in The Holmes
Nobody in The Holmes rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £50
What custom engraving looks like round here
Bespoke text, logos and artwork engraved into slate.
We work with The Holmes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Holmes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "custom engraving the holmes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Custom Engraving — the The Holmes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Holmes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Custom Engraving, and a word about The Holmes
The Holmes is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Holmes job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Custom Engraving in The Holmes
Delaney Group — The Holmes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 19
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Holmes: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own The Holmes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Custom Engraving without the The Holmes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Custom Engraving near The Holmes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Holmes town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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