The Holmes, Derby
SEO in The Holmes
The Holmes isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What seo looks like round here
Get found by people who are actually looking for what you sell.
We work with The Holmes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Holmes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "seo the holmes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
SEO — the The Holmes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Holmes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
SEO, and a word about The Holmes
The Holmes is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Holmes. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to The Holmes, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Holmes job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: SEO in The Holmes
Okafor Ltd — The Holmes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 35
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Holmes: Services
Everything below has its own The Holmes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
SEO without the The Holmes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
SEO near The Holmes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Holmes town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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