
The Holmes, Derby
AI & Automation in The Holmes
Half the The Holmes search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What ai & automation looks like round here
Let robots do the repetitive shit so you can do the work that pays.
We work with The Holmes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Holmes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "ai & automation the holmes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
AI & Automation — the The Holmes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Holmes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
AI & Automation, and a word about The Holmes
You won't win The Holmes on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Holmes job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: AI & Automation in The Holmes
Fitzgerald Services — The Holmes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 43
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.2s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Holmes: Services
Everything below has its own The Holmes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
AI & Automation without the The Holmes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
AI Appointment Booking
Customers book slots by chatting, day or night.
from £399More ai & automationAI Chatbots
Answer common questions 24/7 and qualify leads while you sleep.
from £249More ai & automationAI Content Creation
Draft blogs, pages and product descriptions faster, then we human-edit them.
from £100/pageAI & Automation near The Holmes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Holmes town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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