
The Howe, Cumbria
Website Audits in The Howe
Nobody in The Howe rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with The Howe businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Howe businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits the howe"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the The Howe map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Howe is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about The Howe
The Howe is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Howe. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Howe process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in The Howe
Bellamy Trading — The Howe. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
6 → 53
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.4s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Howe: SEO
Everything below has its own The Howe page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the The Howe bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near The Howe
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Howe town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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