The Hummicks, Hampshire
Custom Engraving in The Hummicks
Half the The Hummicks search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £50
What custom engraving looks like round here
Bespoke text, logos and artwork engraved into slate.
We work with The Hummicks businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Hummicks businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "custom engraving the hummicks"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Custom Engraving — the The Hummicks map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Hummicks is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Custom Engraving, and a word about The Hummicks
You won't win The Hummicks on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Hummicks process.
Real-world example
Example: Custom Engraving in The Hummicks
Ashworth & Daughters — The Hummicks. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 47
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Hummicks: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own The Hummicks page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Custom Engraving without the The Hummicks bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Custom Engraving near The Hummicks
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Hummicks town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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