The Hummicks, Hampshire
Social Media in The Hummicks
The Hummicks isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The Hummicks businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Hummicks businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the hummicks"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The Hummicks map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Hummicks is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The Hummicks
The Hummicks is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to The Hummicks, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Hummicks process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The Hummicks
Kaur & Co — The Hummicks. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 26
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Hummicks: Services
Everything below has its own The Hummicks page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The Hummicks bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The Hummicks
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Hummicks town centre.
- Social Media in Bailey's Hardnext door
- Social Media in Beaulieunext door
- Social Media in Keeping1 km
- Social Media in Bucklers Hard2 km
- Social Media in Gilbury Hard2 km
- Social Media in Exbury3 km
- Social Media in Furzey Lodge3 km
- Social Media in Roughdown3 km
- Social Media in East Boldre3 km
- Social Media in Lower Exbury4 km
- Social Media in Blackfield4 km
- Social Media in Holbury4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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