
The Inch, City of Edinburgh
Email Marketing in The Inch
Nobody in The Inch rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with The Inch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Inch businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing the inch"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the The Inch map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Inch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about The Inch
The Inch is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Inch job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in The Inch
Pemberton Bros — The Inch. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 67
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Inch: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Inch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the The Inch bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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