
The Inch, City of Edinburgh
Google Ads in The Inch
Half the The Inch search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £300/mo + spend
What google ads looks like round here
Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.
We work with The Inch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Inch businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "google ads the inch"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Google Ads — the The Inch map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Inch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Google Ads, and a word about The Inch
You won't win The Inch on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in City of Edinburgh isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your The Inch business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Google Ads in The Inch
Kaur & Co — The Inch. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 30
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Inch: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Inch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Google Ads without the The Inch bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingConversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moGoogle Ads near The Inch
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Inch town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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