
The Island, Gloucestershire
Cover Photos in The Island
Half the The Island search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £50
What cover photos looks like round here
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
We work with The Island businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Island businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "cover photos the island"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Cover Photos — the The Island map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Island is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Cover Photos, and a word about The Island
You won't win The Island on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Gloucestershire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your The Island business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Cover Photos in The Island
Pemberton Bros — The Island. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 39
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Island: Social Media
Everything below has its own The Island page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Cover Photos without the The Island bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Facebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99More social mediaLinkedIn Setup
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
from £99Cover Photos near The Island
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Island town centre.
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- Cover Photos in Longlevens3 km
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- Cover Photos in Saintbridge3 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


