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Everything in The Mews

The Mews, Greater London

Website Audits in The Mews

Half the The Mews search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with The Mews businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Mews businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits the mews"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the The Mews map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Mews is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about The Mews

You won't win The Mews on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round The Mews are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your The Mews business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in The Mews

Prendergast Trading — The Mews. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

6 → 62

Enquiries / month

8.0s → 1.4s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£1300

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in The Mews: SEO

Everything below has its own The Mews page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the The Mews bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
More seo

Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near The Mews

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Mews town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.