
The Middles, County Durham
Email Automation in The Middles
Half the The Middles search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £350
What email automation looks like round here
Follow-ups, reminders and nurture sequences that run themselves.
We work with The Middles businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Middles businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email automation the middles"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Automation — the The Middles map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Middles is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Automation, and a word about The Middles
You won't win The Middles on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Middles job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Automation in The Middles
Duffy & Sons — The Middles. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 61
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Middles: AI & Automation
Everything below has its own The Middles page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Automation without the The Middles bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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from £100/pageEmail Automation near The Middles
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Middles town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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