
The Mount, Reading
Custom Engraving in The Mount
Half the The Mount search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £50
What custom engraving looks like round here
Bespoke text, logos and artwork engraved into slate.
We work with The Mount businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Mount businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "custom engraving the mount"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Custom Engraving — the The Mount map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Mount is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Custom Engraving, and a word about The Mount
You won't win The Mount on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Reading isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Mount job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Custom Engraving in The Mount
Hargreaves & Daughters — The Mount. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 19
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.5s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Mount: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own The Mount page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Custom Engraving without the The Mount bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Custom Engraving near The Mount
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Mount town centre.
- Custom Engraving in Reading2 km
- Custom Engraving in The Parade2 km
- Custom Engraving in Earley2 km
- Custom Engraving in Lower Caversham2 km
- Custom Engraving in Southcote3 km
- Custom Engraving in Caversham3 km
- Custom Engraving in Whitley Wood3 km
- Custom Engraving in Lower Earley3 km
- Custom Engraving in Woodley4 km
- Custom Engraving in Hemdean Bottom4 km
- Custom Engraving in Great Lea Common4 km
- Custom Engraving in Play Hatch4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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