
The Mythe, Gloucestershire
Website Audits in The Mythe
Nobody in The Mythe rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with The Mythe businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Mythe businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits the mythe"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the The Mythe map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Mythe is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about The Mythe
The Mythe is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round The Mythe are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Mythe job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in The Mythe
Prendergast Trading — The Mythe. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 41
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.4s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Mythe: SEO
Everything below has its own The Mythe page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the The Mythe bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near The Mythe
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Mythe town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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