The Orchard, Isle of Wight
Brand Guidelines in The Orchard
Half the The Orchard search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with The Orchard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Orchard businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines the orchard"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the The Orchard map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Orchard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about The Orchard
You won't win The Orchard on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Orchard. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your The Orchard business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in The Orchard
Okafor Ltd — The Orchard. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 21
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Orchard: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own The Orchard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the The Orchard bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
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from £99Brand Guidelines near The Orchard
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Orchard town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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