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Everything in The Orchard

The Orchard, Isle of Wight

Brand Identity in The Orchard

Nobody in The Orchard rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £549

What brand identity looks like round here

Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.

We work with The Orchard businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Orchard businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "brand identity the orchard"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Brand Identity — the The Orchard map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Orchard is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Brand Identity, and a word about The Orchard

The Orchard is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round The Orchard are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Orchard job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Brand Identity in The Orchard

Merriman & Sons — The Orchard. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 57

Enquiries / month

7.5s → 1.6s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£1450

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in The Orchard: Branding & Design

Everything below has its own The Orchard page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Brand GuidelinesBusiness StationeryColour SchemesFavicon DesignIcon PacksLogo DesignMascot DesignTypographyBusiness WebsitesTrades Websites

Brand Identity without the The Orchard bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Brand Guidelines

A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.

from £650More branding & design

Business Stationery

Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.

from £200More branding & design

Colour Schemes

A palette that works online, in print and on your van.

from £99

Brand Identity near The Orchard

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Orchard town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.