
The Parade, Wokingham
Email Copy in The Parade
Nobody in The Parade rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with The Parade businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Parade businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy the parade"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the The Parade map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Parade is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about The Parade
The Parade is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Wokingham isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Parade process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in The Parade
Whitlock & Co — The Parade. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 44
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.8s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Parade: Content Creation
Everything below has its own The Parade page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the The Parade bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Email Copy near The Parade
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Parade town centre.
- Email Copy in Earleynext door
- Email Copy in Lower Earley1 km
- Email Copy in The Mount2 km
- Email Copy in Woodley2 km
- Email Copy in Sindlesham3 km
- Email Copy in Whitley Wood3 km
- Email Copy in Winnersh3 km
- Email Copy in Shinfield4 km
- Email Copy in Reading4 km
- Email Copy in Schoolgreen4 km
- Email Copy in Arborfield4 km
- Email Copy in Merryhill Green4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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